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I am a Wise Ass
Church
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The Invincible Lincoln
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Millions every day suffer from a disease known as love. Love is a virus in an invisible syringe waiting to be injected once it's victim sets their sights on their death sentence in the form of a mortal. The first stage is a faster beating heart and all the victim can do is think all day about their one and only. The second stage is when the victim believes that nothing can ruin their love and they'll be together forever. The third stage is when the victim's one and only starts showing signs of distancing away and eventually begins avoiding the victim. The fourth stage is when the victim always stays near the phone, waiting for the one and only to call, believing that everything will be like it was before. The fifth stage is when the one and only finally calls, hope and the victim's heartbeats arise like never before. Five minutes later the one and only hangs up and the heartbeat slows to an almost complete stop along with all hope the victim held on to, as the final words "It's over" echoed on and on through the victim's head and stabbing on and on at the heart. The sixth stage is days of false happiness and nights of endless tears. The final stage is total loss of the mind and the victim believes there's only one way to be together. Daybreaks and the two sleep at the one and only's house in a crimson lake and a stainless steel utensil in the victim's hand. Where in the world can sanity be perscribed as medication?
Listening to: Disturbed, Kamelot, and Avenged Sevenfold
Reading: "When Bagel Bites Attack"
Watching: Family Guy
Playing: DMC 5th Anniversary
Eating: Ramon and my green vegetables..shhh
Drinking: Coca-Cola and Pepsi
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This is me, CHURCH, THE INVINCIBLE LINCOLN!!!! I am all mighty and there is nothing else to it. You know me, you're cool, if not, you're fucked. Don't talk shit about Disturbed which is the best band EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devious Info
Current Residence: Anyone who knows the name to call out is where I exist
Interests: Anything that interests me
Favourite movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Favourite band or musician: DISTURBED/Kamelot/Avenged Sevenfold/Machinae Supremacy/Killswitch Engage/Rise Against/Godsmack
Favourite genre of music: Metal, you can't kill it
Favourite poet or writer: Me
Favourite photographer: I'm too sexy lookin' for a camera
Operating System: This damn computer better be operating
MP3 player of choice: Sony
Shell of choice: One that shields the heart from being shattered...again
Wallpaper of choice: The sky, the only thing free and out of reach
Skin of choice: How can I choose when I'm stuck in mine?
Favourite game: Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening (Special Edition)
Favourite gaming platform: PS2...fuck the rest
Favourite cartoon character: Monkey D. Luffy
Personal Quote: "The world won't change, all it does is turn."
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"These dudes have got energy to spare. We're talkin'
guys who beat off four times a day!"~Andrei Ulymeda, Killer 7
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"If knowledge truly is power, then wars will be never ending"
- Church, the Invincible Lincoln
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Despite all speculation, no. I did not kill Disco. The teletubbies on the other hand...
If you feed me skittles, I'll fart rainbows!
Vampire or princess... Why choose when you can be both?
15th seat of Squad 14, Dee Deathberry.
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"If knowledge truly is power, then wars will be never ending"
- Church, the Invincible Lincoln
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Despite all speculation, no. I did not kill Disco. The teletubbies on the other hand...
If you feed me skittles, I'll fart rainbows!
Vampire or princess... Why choose when you can be both?
15th seat of Squad 14, Dee Deathberry.
--
"If knowledge truly is power, then wars will be never ending"
- Church, the Invincible Lincoln
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Despite all speculation, no. I did not kill Disco. The teletubbies on the other hand...
If you feed me skittles, I'll fart rainbows!
Vampire or princess... Why choose when you can be both?
15th seat of Squad 14, Dee Deathberry.
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